Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Flaming Carrot vs. A Jealous Boyfriend

Going though some Flaming Carrot Comics back issues last week was fun.
In fact, I ran into this little gem of a fight starring our hero himself.
Flaming Carrot takes down a jealous boyfriend in tonight's Friday Night Fights.

This could get ugly kids.
How about you FC? Are you ready?

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Flaming Carrot goes into action... MacGyver style!


Just like Jim Croce says;
"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind...." And never take on the Flaming Carrot!

But you can always bet on Bahlactus!

This episode was brought to you in glorious BLACK & WHITE from Flaming Carrot Comics vol. 1 No. 5, by Bob Burden

Fifty Things That George Must Be Blamed For

...And the winner of our "Blame George While He's Out Of Town" contest is Wicked Juan!

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Something going wrong in your life? Slow day at work? Just need to pass some blame to someone most deserving? Here's Fifty Things That George Must Be Blamed For

1) Late books
2) Redneck Canadians
3) The lack of a stellar Presidential candidate for decades
4) A disheartening lack of free comics
5) Spider-Man: The Clone Saga
6) The Southwest
7) Ring around the collar
8) Assassination of the spoken English language
9) The disappearance of Evil George... we liked the one with the goatee
10) Global warming
11) The Ben Affleck/Jimmy Kimmel affair
12) "Magic Night" has a completely different meaning than the name would imply
13) Didn't memorize every single comic on every single person's lists before they all got blown away, thus showing a startling lack of commitment to his craft
14) The death of Jean Grey
15) And subsequent resurrection(s)
16) High gas prices
17) Sticking the Sonic the Hedgehog comic in box 69
18) Rigged presidential elections
19) Keeping the shop so darn clean
20) For being a Jedi and not telling anyone... we had to find out on our own via the use of subterfuge and candy
21) Itching… painful itching
22) The economic recession
23) For making Superboy cry
24) Interpretive dance of Patrick Swayze's "She's Like the Wind" on my last visit to the Comic Stop
25) Justice League of America: The Tornado's Path
26) Replacing my freeze-dried coffee with tasty Folger's crystals
27) Spider-Man: One More Day
28) Lack of "Bwah-ha-ha" in modern DC Comics
29) Hawkeye: WTF is this "Ronin" crap?
30) Bendis' inability to write characters that sound separate and distinct from one another in group books
31) Lack of speech bubbles on comic book covers
32) Odin's Beard!
33) This being the last season of Battlestar Galactica
34) Al Qaeda
35) Canada's continued dominance in international hockey
36) Not allowing Brian to put the fixtures on the ceiling, as John originally suggested
37) False accusations of loitering
38) No special factory dealer incentives at Comic Stop… where are my $1000 cash back shopping bonuses?
39) Jersey Girl
40) Lack of productivity at work (I'm writing this at work)
41) Static electricity
42) Power Girl's ginormous… abilities
43) Killed off Blue Beetle, Hawkeye and Captain America… just to spite me
44) Added me to his Xbox Live friends list and then never showed up to play
45) Making Jenny cry during Fantastic Four 2
46) Whenever the interwebs doesn't work, it's because George broke it (again)
47) Neo-conservatives
48) I'm not allowed to sit on the couch
49) The sudden and inexplicable disappearance of the Legion of Super Pets. I long for the adventures of Beppo the Super Monkey!
50) My sudden, yet inevitable ban from The Comic Stop

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Present and Future Collide!

Melaka Fray is back, and bringing it to Buffy!

I'm quite excited...one might say giddy.

When the apocalypse comes... beep me.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Grace Park vs Paul Sheer!

Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica) and Paul Scheer Compete in a Dance off to Show a Clip From Sci-Fi Channel's Battlestar Galactica.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Death vs. A Drunk Thug

Friday Night Fights again and this time we're kickin' it Old Skool style with a classic black and white fight between Death himself and some drunk dumb enough to take him on.

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(* these panels are not in sequential order)






Oh that wacky Mr. Death.
He's a tricky one!
Sponsored by the letters; K & O and the number 3
So speaks Bahlactus!



This fight comes to you from the 1984 story "Death Gets Drunk" in Flaming Carrot Comics Vol. 1 No.2 by Bob Burden

Easter?!?

We at the Comic Stop must be completely segregated from the rest of normal society, as I just became aware that Easter Sunday is this weekend. Yet another major holiday sneaks up on me and I have no clue... this happens far too often than I care to admit.

Anyway, being Easter Sunday, all 3 locations of the Comic Stop will be closed for that day, in order to spend our time with our families and friends. We will all be back on Monday, as usual...